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Name: Chris Country: United States State: California Metro: Los Angeles Gender: Male
Interests: Working out, sushi, clothes, top shelf vodka, crab cakes, my Blackberry, the ladies Expertise: working the red carpet Occupation: Executive Industry: Entertainment
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10/27/2005
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| Thanks, everybody, for the comments and the love. This will be my last
post. I think we’ve covered all the bases--leaving you well prepared to
avoid the traps and pratfalls of the Friendzone.
The only thing left to do is find YOUR OWN personal motivation to be
your very best. Clearly, for me, the best motivator was finding myself
stuck in the Friendzone, hopelessly in love and obese.
If you doubt me here's proof...

Just to clarify, that’s me in the upper right:

Remember, friends, you have the power to say free of the Friendzone. Use it. Good luck! 
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| Booty calls seldom pan out, and almost always make you look
desperate. Remember, your world should appear a full and exciting
place—especially at two in the morning. | | |
| Memorize “The Art of War”. It’s a terrific tool for self-empowerment
and can be valuable in getting you out of the friendzone forever. | | |
| Don’t admit you love Dr. Phil, Tivo Oprah, or see your therapist twice
a week. You want to appear grounded and confident, not messed up
and searching. | | |
| Come on people, have an edge! Do I need to tell you that sweet, nice and reliable aren’t sexy? 

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